Lay 2 slices of bread next to each other on a plate.
Open a jar of peanut butter (I prefer chunky) and use a knife (a dull one! be careful!) and scoop out a knife-full of peanut butter…then leave the lid off the peanut butter jar.
Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread.
Open jar of jelly and scrape the remaining peanut butter off the knife onto the inner edge of the jelly jar.
Pick up the jelly jar, tilt it towards the other slice of bread and scrape a substantial amount of jelly out of the jar onto the bread.
Spread the jelly around on the bread, be sure some spills over the edge of the bread.
Leave the jelly jar open.
Scrape the excess jelly off the knife on the inner edge of the open peanut butter jar.
Leave the jars open and on the counter, leave the knife on the counter, and carry the sandwich (without the plate) to the couch to eat while watching TV.
Take a nap.
