Kids love to crack jokes, whether they’re about family, friends (or, you know, farting). Maybe it’s because they like being the center of attention, but getting a grownup to laugh at one of their jokes is kind of like kid heaven. While you can tell a joke at any time (and it will be awesome), it’s even more fun when they’re themed for a specific day or holiday. And what better one than April Fool’s Day, which is already filled with a lot of laughs — and pranks. So get ready to guffaw, because these funny April Fool’s Day jokes for kids will crack you up.
1- Which day of the year do monkeys like best?
The first of Ape-ril!
2- What kind of gardens do bakers grow?
Flour gardens!
3- How are Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day different?
On one you’re thankful and one you’re prankful!
4- What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
It’s fowl spring weather.
5- Why can April jump so high?
It’s spring!
6- How does a rainstorm tie its shoes?
With a rainbow!
7- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
April.
April who?
April Fools!
8- How does a flower make a bike go?
With its petals!
9- What did summer say to spring?
I’m going to fall!
10- Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
They love practical yolks.
11- What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?
April Stools’ Day.
12- Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
13- How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
14- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body — April Fool’s!
15- How do April flowers kiss?
With their tu-lips!
16- What’s an acorn’s favorite math subject?
Ge-om-a-tree!
17- Can February March?
No, but April May!
18- What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?
Prankenstein.
19- Why can April jump so high?
It’s spring!
20- What’s a gas pump’s favorite holiday?
April Fuel’s Day!
21- What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award?
Prank you.
If you’re looking for a silly way to share some sweet time together, you’re definitely going to want to get in some of these funny April Fool’s Day jokes for kids — groans and all.