After a long, dull, and dreary winter, along comes Easter with its pretty pastels and tempting treats to start making things feel more festive again. There are eggs to dye (and, ahem, hide), baskets to fill with all sorts of sweet treats, and the ubiquitous Easter family photo that almost no one wants to take. But if you’re looking to get some bonding in while making an egg-stra cute Easter craft, you can always tell some Easter jokes for kids that are sure to get some giggles.
Witty wordplay and puns are part of any joke, and the ones you’ll find in Easter jokes for kids are certainly no egg-ception. The most common topics are, of course, eggs (whether it’s about dyeing, hiding, eating, or most likely breaking them), candy, and, naturally, the Easter Bunny himself. While some jokes are perfect for preschoolers, there are others that are ideal for older kids who understand how Easter really works (wink wink).
So break out these Easter jokes for kids anytime, whether it’s as you walk your kiddo to school, or at Easter dinner while you’re having a slice of ham. You’ll definitely get some groans, but you might also get a giggle, too, which will make you feel ever so hoppy.
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A: Because they are eggs-tinct.
Q: What do you call a rabbit who has the sniffles?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: What do you call a zen egg?
A: An ommmm-let.
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat?
A: Lettuce pray.
Q: What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A: A hare-brain.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice?
A: He uses hare spray.
Q: Where does Dracula keep his candy?
A: In his Easter casket.
Q: Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
A: On the bunny slopes.
Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He couldn’t afford the hare fare.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs.
Q: How do you know when a rabbit is in a good mood?
A: He’s hoppy.
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite actor?
A: Rabbit DeNiro.
Q: What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A: A new dye-job.
Q: What kinds of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-day.
Q: What do you call a Transformers bunny?
A: Hop-timus Prime.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
A: Eggs-hausted.
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting older?
A: Look for the gray hares.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion.
Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
A: Hip hop.
Q: Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
A: They have hare-conditioning.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a joke to an Easter egg?
A: It might crack up.
Q: What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
A: An egg-straterrestrial.
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon.
Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A: 14 carrot gold.
Q: Why did the rabbits go on strike?
A: They wanted a better celery.
Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other?
A: Heard any good yolks today?
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny eat?
A: At IHOP.
Q: How does every Easter end?
A: With an “r.”
Easter jokes for kids really aren’t just for kids. They’re truly about taking some time to connect with your kid and create a moment that’s sweeter than anything in their Easter basket.