55 Sweet Valentine’s Day Jokes For Kids That Are Cute & Corny — Just Like Your Kiddo

Valentine’s Day might be the loveliest of all holidays, but it can also be the funniest, too, especially for your child. That’s right, Valentine’s Day jokes for kids are often sweet, somewhat silly, and usually punny for your pint-sized comedian. And while your child can crack a joke while they’re in class, or even write one down in a card, there’s no denying the sweet sentiment that they’ll feel when they share the love — and the laughter.

Jokes aside, there’s so much that your child can gain when they learn how to tell Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. For starters, it can build their language skills as they understand what a pun is and how it’s often used as a punchline in jokes. Sharing a joke also teaches your child about timing and how to pace themselves before the punchline is delivered. And let’s not forget that telling jokes (and hearing other people laughing with them) is a big confidence builder. Plus, there’s nothing like making a group of kids giggle to make your child feel the warm fuzzies inside.

Get ready to giggle (and maybe groan a little) with these Valentine’s Day jokes for kids that are so cute — just like your kiddo.


Cute Valentine’s Day Jokes For Kids

  • What do you call the smallest Valentine’s Day card? A Valen-tiny.
  • Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend? Because he stole her heart.
  • What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.
  • What did the owl say to his Valentine? Owl always be yours.
  • Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yep, February 14th.
  • Why did the Valentine get arrested? For stealing someone’s heart.
  • What did the paperclip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton send any Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it.
  • What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the candy’s on sale.
  • What did the hamburger buy for his Valentine? An onion ring.
  • What did the calculator say to the pen on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me.
  • What did the pickle say to his Valentine? You mean a great dill to me.
  • What did the bat say to her Valentine? I love hanging with you.
  • Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? They’re really scent-imental.
  • Why did the two flames go on a date for Valentine’s Day? They were a perfect match.

Valentine’s Day Riddles For Kids

  • What kind of candy is never on time for their Valentine’s Day date? ChocoLATE.
  • What travels around the world for Valentine’s Day, but just stays in one corner? A stamp.
  • What did the octopus say to their Valentine? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
  • What shade of red is your heart? Beat red.
  • Why would you put candy under your pillow? To have sweet dreams.
  • Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day? Cupid.
  • I can be stolen or given away and you’ll live, but you can’t live without me. What am I? Your heart.
  • What did the dustpan say to the broom on Valentine’s Day? You sweep me off my feet.
  • What can be touched, but can’t be seen? Someone’s heart.
  • Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable? They have hearts.

Valentine’s Day Riddles For Kids

  • What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re one-in-a-melon!
  • What did one squirrel say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you.
  • What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love ewe.
  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
  • What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine’s Day? Tulips.
  • What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I think you’re purr-fect.
  • What did the baker say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? I’m dough-nuts about you.
  • What do you write in a Valentine’s Day card for a slug? Be my Valen-slime.
  • Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party? Because you can really party hearty.
  • What did one strawberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love you berry much.
  • What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.
  • What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you.
  • What did one Jedi say to the other one on Valentine’s Day? Yoda one for me!
  • What kind of flowers should you not give out for Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers.
  • What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I lava you a lot.
  • Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re very scent-imental.
  • What did the ghost say to their Valentine? You look boo-tiful.
  • What did the chef give his sweetheart? A hug and a quiche.
  • What did the rabbit say on Valentine’s Day? Some-bunny loves you!
  • What did one whale say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Whale you be mine?
  • What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day? I think you’re acute.
  • What did one oar say to the other oar? How about a little row-mance?
  • What did the tree say on Valentine’s Day? Do you be-leaf in love?
  • What did the cucumber say to his Valentine? You mean a great dill to me.
  • What did the painter say to her Valentine? I love you with all of my art.
  • What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love you watts and watts.
  • What did one bee say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love bee-ing with you!
  • What did the caveman give his Valentine? Lots of ughs and kisses.
  • How did the doorbell propose to his sweetheart? He gave her a ring.
  • What do pies say on Valentine’s Day? Pie love you berry much!

So whether they’re looking for something cute, corny, cliched, all of these Valentine’s Day jokes for kids will get everyone laughing — which is the biggest gift of all.

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